RootExpert

"'Hello, I am Root MidleName Expert.' - RootExpert"

Overview
RootExpert is an administrator on VanillaVerse. He is one of the most beloved staff members upon this server. He is considered one of the best admins because he is often online and likes to have fun and help other players on the server. He is also considered one of the best admins because he is undoubtedly HOT. Whenever RootExpert logs online, women (and men I won't judge) everywhere fall in love with him. Although it may seem like a hassle, this causes him to gain respect among many when he doesn't decide to smite the innocent, but then again who can blame him? If pog had a photo in the dictionary, it would be RootExpert.

Munchkin

RootExpert is also related to CeeLo Green.

Crimes

 * none uwu
 * smiting the innocent

Relationships

 * Root is close companions with all members of his secret police. Although Root has never been seen with them in public, they have posted about many of their outings on their official MySpace page.
 * Although many rumors have wandered about Root being in a relationship, none have been confirmed. Some believe Root may never go public about his love life because he knows how much his fans adore him.
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 * Related to CeeLo Green. Unclear if they are twins, uncle/nephew, father/son, grandpa/grandson, etc.

Trivia

 * RootExpert is named RootExpert because he is like the roots of a tree, and VanillaVerse is the rest of the tree because he does his best to support and nourish it.
 * RootExpert is the only person on Minecraft to be named RootExpert.
 * RootExpert was originally supposed to be featured in the game I Love You, Colonel Sanders!
 * Ok so if anyone is reading this let's just appreciate how much Root does to keep the server running. Give him a thanks!
 * There is currently a fanfiction being written about RootExpert. The author is the world renowned E.G. Oose. It is currently in beta and it is unclear when it will move past this stage.